instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands